Sprawlway Serenade

People are crossing a super-wide road in the middle of speeding traffic. “Those people are doing a shitty job of crossing the street.”

A man is standing in a left-turn lane. “That guy is standing in the left-turn lane.”

A morbidly obese woman lurches down a side street on an electric scooter. “That woman is riding an electric scooter and is really, really fat.”

A stooped-over man with long gray hair appears to be staring at a telephone pole on the side of the road, for no reason. “Is that J. Mascis?”

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